Friday, June 29, 2007

Can you hurry up with the body paint please?

I have a safari theme party to attend!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

She's trying to steal my spot on the D-list!

There was much confusion when it appeared that somebody had double booked court jesters for the same party.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Y-fronts are more comfortable

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Summer is the social season for flightless birds

Next update: Thursday 28 June

Thursday, June 14, 2007

I love my new haircut

The bangs are deliberately cut so that I can't see Tom and his silly little three piece suits.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Every office should have one

As an intern, it was my job to step in whenever the air conditioning broke down.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Well it worked for Cinderella...

After the wand broke, spilling sparkly dust and making a mess everywhere, they had to rely on glue instead of magic to hold various bits of the dress together.

Monday, June 11, 2007

No amount of dieting will help

I'm just going to have to send this dress in for liposuction.

Friday, June 08, 2007

It's just not worth the risk

You Drink & Dress. You Lose.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Don't blame the architect, they just designed it

OK which wise guy thought it was a good idea to leave the structural support exposed?

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

As usual I was the one left holding the bag of drugs

But I didn't mind so much, because at least I knew where they were and could get to them first.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Holy guacamole! To the bat jacuzzi Robin!

Monday, June 04, 2007

Guinea Pax

Maddox always insisted on getting someone expendable to test how dangerous his animal fans were, before he condescended to greeting them and signing autographs.

Friday, June 01, 2007

28 weeks later...

the flesh-eating zombies still hadn't figured out how to match fashion colours to their skin tone.