Sunday, April 30, 2006

This week it was Kevin's turn to fuel the baby bump rumours

Saturday, April 29, 2006

This is my wife, the supermodel slash wartime entertainer

Friday, April 28, 2006

If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Designer gowns, now with built-in airbags

Monday, April 17, 2006

Hello people! I'm ready for my motocross riding lesson today

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Decisions, decisions

Should I throw the microphone at that innocent bystander or just shove this entire thing up his ass?

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Manly advice

Hey Keith, I heard you're getting married to Nicole Kidman real soon. If you ever need any tips of annulling your marriage, you know who to call.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Pretty pleased with the new baby, if I do say so myself

Simian Beat: Cover pinup of the Month

Thursday, April 13, 2006

How to hold a pose

Hurry up and take the picture, we're not getting any younger here and our arms are getting tired.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Not for anyone's amusement

Cynthia Nixon was wary of strangers who tried to sneak up from behind and tip her over.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Don't be alarmed Mr Prime Minister, bad hair isn't contagious

Monday, April 10, 2006

Not in her element

When it came to critiquing fashion, Lara Flynn Boyle was like a fish out of water

Friday, April 07, 2006

Family responsibilities

I know you're a boy but I'm not going to cut your hair darling. You need to understand that every generation needs its own Goldie Hawn.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

I can't wait to install a vibrating function on this thing

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

I think I will stick to voice acting from now on

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

It's not easy being green

In the next Oceans movie, the heist will involve stealing an entire rainforest under the nose of an evil logging contractor.

Monday, April 03, 2006

This is the heterosexual way to cup women's breasts