Tuesday, January 31, 2006

What, you mean that Dunst girl has worn this too?

Monday, January 30, 2006

Lesbian shocker on Wisteria Lane!

Even more shocking - Marcia Cross is not involved!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

A handy metaphor

The hat sat awkwardly on Joseph Fiennes' head, not doing much, calling to mind the remnants of his acting career.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

A seasoned professional

OK honey, now for this wedding scene, you just walk up there and stare into his eyes like he's the only one you love...wait why am I even telling you this? You know about this way more than I do!

Friday, January 27, 2006

Ooh Bono look, shiny object!

Much like Maddox, Brad amused himself while Angelina attended to the adult issues.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Nicole's Mission

Fighting for the continuation of world hunger and women's rights to botox.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Living in the future

Having decided that the Brad Pitt of today was too immature for her, Jennifer decided to settle for Brad Pitt 20 years from now but with better skin.

Monday, January 23, 2006

I'm being propped up by my gigantic ego

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Miss Oklahoma wins the Miss Aerosmith title

Friday, January 20, 2006

How can we be lovers if our mouths can't even be friends?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

That's what boyfriends are for

Oh no, a camera! Quick Josh, hide my stains!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The video footage that Colin Farrell's lawyers didn't want you to see

Tuesday, January 17, 2006


Help Scarlett, my boobs are broken! You're going to have to step in and save the evening.

No worries CJ, I'm onto it!

Monday, January 16, 2006

The forced smile of pity and disgust

Look at how pathetic she is. Using pregnancy as an excuse for putting on weight.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Ask us the sex question

Brad and Angelina finally reveal how many times it took before their baby was conceived.

Sorry my bad

Rupert was embarrassed to find out that he had mistaken Nicole Kidman for an Amish cardboard cutout.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Demonic agent Sydney Bristow, reporting from the depths of Hell

Friday, January 13, 2006

What, my 15 minutes are up already?

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Stepford Husband

Although his wife Sarah-Jessica was overjoyed, Matthew Broderick found it absolutely bewildering that he was still eligible to receive any kind of star after making that one movie with Nicole Kidman.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

It's not a tuumaaa!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Between rock implants and a hard place

Monday, January 09, 2006

Cornrows..*sighs*...*clutches pearls*

Oscar hungry

Jake couldn't help licking his lips everytime he thought of that naked little golden man.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Mother & child

I imagine this is what it must be like when Angelina Jolie kisses Zahara on the head.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Howdily Doodily neighboureeno

Stupid, sexy Viggo.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Cheekbones to die for

Zombiesm: A healthy alternative to the Zone Diet

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Could I BE more unphotogenic?

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Halle Berry's breasts for Versace

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

A desperate waiting game

Clearly it wasn't Amber Tamblyn's turn to wear travelling pants.

Monday, January 02, 2006

The Exorcism of Bijou Phillips