Saturday, September 30, 2006

I just came from filming a nursery rhyme

Friday, September 29, 2006

Sharon Stone as you've seen her millions of times before

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Tom Cruise's next movie project

Honey I Shrunk Someone Who Claims to be the Father of My Child

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Sit still and let Mommy petrify you

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Mind like a sieve, body like a steel trap

Monday, September 25, 2006

Now there's a thought...

If the genocide doesn't stop, it's going to make filming Oceans 14 in Darfur a little difficult.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Just throwing it out there

Say, if you need somebody suave for the next Mission Impossible movie, you know where to look.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Forget about sexy, I'm bringing haggard back

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Hey Tom, come and check out my beard!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

This wrapping paper is still good for another year

Monday, September 18, 2006

Mirror mirror on the wall...

Who is the craziest freakiest maddest hasbeen of them all?

Friday, September 15, 2006

At least mine is just a wig

Thursday, September 14, 2006

No way! Get out of here with that crazy talk!

Did you hear the rumour about Ben Affleck becoming a viable actor again?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Don't make me laugh so hard!

Did you hear the one about me becoming a viable actor again?

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Baby let me suck the makeup right off your face

Later on he would wonder why: (a) his mouth was shaped like the jolly maw of a giant purple resident of McDonaldland and (b) his lips had lost all feeling.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Sequins on the house for everyone!

Friday, September 08, 2006

Just on my way to a slumber party

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Bask in the radiance of my all-healing cleavage, little boy!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I need a silvery spacesuit in about this size

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Heathers v Mean Girls

Hey did you know that Means Girls is often regarded as a watered down version of Heathers?

Oh my god just because I'm resting on your shoulder doesn't mean that you can talk to me like I'm some kind of normal person.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Fergie takes a business meeting on the red carpet

Friday, September 01, 2006

Acting out the ultimate male fantasy