Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Have a refreshing mink at the Tiki Hut!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007


Monday, February 26, 2007

They seem more like my crowd

I was really impressed by the number of serious actors I met at the Oscars tonight.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

When lunar animal signs collide

Just take the picture already, so I can give this thing back to Cruella De Vil.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Where are the teddy bear and chocolates to go with those?

I'm afraid we're going to have to take you in for being unacceptably cheap.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

My planet was built on disco music

Monday, February 12, 2007

I dread growing old

The doctors say there isn't enough botox in the world to keep this thing smooth and wrinkle-free.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Beware of my brooch

It has sharp bits and can squirt a nasty-smelling liquid at ten paces.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

My life is so much happier now that I've done away with thinking!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Spring/Summer Cleaning 2007

Because nobody wants to be seen bossing around last season's hired help.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Defective merchandise

Step aside please, I need to return my blowup doll to the store.

Monday, February 05, 2007

More fur, less fabric

Evidently not enough little furry animals had died in vain.

Friday, February 02, 2007

I wonder if I can trade her in for Dame Helen

Demi's gone to the washroom to touch up her botox so here's our chance! Let's run away and grow old naturally together!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

I could learn to love it

The great thing about couture is, after a while it really grows on you.