Thursday, August 31, 2006

The next best thing to body paint

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

He brings out the man-hater in me

Saturday, August 19, 2006

You should see his face when he scores a home run

Friday, August 18, 2006

Wild speculation and gesticulation go hand in hand

Thursday, August 17, 2006

It better not happen again

An inquiry into the Sienna Miller affair concluded that letting that outfit back into the UK was indeed a serious lapse in Heathrow security.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

In retrospect he wasn't the best husband in the world

He never gave me enough time to finish dressing myself for the red carpet.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Look what I traded my Oscar for

Monday, August 14, 2006

After all I've done for you

I combed my hair, rented a tux and learnt how to hold a gun without fainting. Why doesn't anyone still like me?

Friday, August 11, 2006

Change of scenery

It's nice to be out and about instead of being cooped up in the morgue.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

If we told you we'd have to brainwash you first

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Everything is paunchier in prison stripes

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Captain Caaaaaveman!

Benicio wasn't sure whether she was the whack-over-the-head-and-drag-back-to-the-cave type.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Not all hyenas and lions are enemies

Friday, August 04, 2006

She looks fine, just concentrate on airbrushing the pole instead

Thursday, August 03, 2006

I bear very little affection for giant squid

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Thank goodness they used contraception when they were together

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Can I put my top back on now?