DVT is still a problem on personal jets

Second hand goods

It was only a matter of time before partygoers realized Elijah was handing out beads that were used.

A gross misinterpretation of Boyfriend Jeans

Hand over your wallet or I drop this on the kid's head

This summer's blockbuster: Mr & Mr Smith

Two fine birds

They promised me I would be working with Shakira

V is for Very Odd Looking

You haven't shaved in days - here use my jaw

The beginning of the end

I'm sorry but I think Apple is a really really stupid name

Even Meryl couldn't do a better impression of a cat's behind

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest

Old Lady in Red

My dress has bigger nipples than me

For my next act, I will saw a woman's gown in half

Our love is mildly retarded

A goddess to behold

Teri found herself very alone on the red carpet when everyone else around her turned to stone.

Extra-high control top pants for extra-high notes

I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!

A strategic mistake

Ugh, we should never have changed the show format to America's Next Top Mammal.

Till stupid hats do us apart

A startling discovery

Yuck, what's that mess at the bottom of the car trunk? Oh...so that's where my good looks went...

Prom King and Queen

These SAG awards look like fun! I hope they elect us Homecoming King and Queen.

Yeah, that would come in handy when filling in forms and I have to enter my occupation. That one always stumps me. Hur, hur, hur.