Friday, March 30, 2007

Fee Fi Fo Fum

The giantess was not amused to find that Jack had made off with the golden hen and her collection of fabulous high heels.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

There's always a non-conformist in the room

Did you not get the memo about covered legs? Now you're going to make us look silly in front of everybody.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

It's the decent thing to do

Call me old-fashioned but I always wear a bra when I'm on the red carpet.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The assembly instructions were written in Swedish

Monday, March 26, 2007

Human Growth Hormone, now with 10% more colour additives!

Friday, March 23, 2007

The only way to test leather pants for stretchiness

Thursday, March 22, 2007

I had my shoulders taken in to fit this dress

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I got it real cheap

It fell off the back of a Batmobile.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Move along, nothing to see here

Monday, March 19, 2007

All rise for Her Majesty and Her choice of Sensible Underwear

Friday, March 16, 2007

I'd scream in embarrassment but my chinstrap is too tight

Thursday, March 15, 2007

This designer collection has been censored for inappropriate material

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Don't be afraid to think big

All we had to do was to increase the size of the mousetrap and cut a bigger block of cheese.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Tell them I sent you there

If you're ever in Paris, I know a great little patisserie that specialises in custom made creations.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Division of labour

This time I'll drive and you can apply our makeup using the rearview mirror.

Friday, March 09, 2007

No need to worry, the bride is wearing smudge-free collagen

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Is there a chisel (and some ice cream) in the house?

Somebody switched my mineral mud mask with quick-hardening chocolate sauce.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

It just isn't the same without our drinking buddy Britney around

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Buckle up and hold on tight

Whoa are you all right, you almost fell out just now!

I think so. But I'm still jiggling around a bit. You're lucky you were sitting on the left side.

Yeah I think we turned that last corner way too fast for my liking.

Monday, March 05, 2007

An elephant never forgets

Unless it's the kind of dress that needs to be forever blotted out from the collective memories of human and animalkind.

Friday, March 02, 2007

The Long Neck Tribe - Live in Las Vegas!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

How to smuggle home a well-stocked dessert tray