Saturday, December 31, 2005

I am really really looking forward to 2006

Friday, December 30, 2005

Stand by your man

A lesser woman would have bolted, but Kelly Brook was resolute in her determination to marry Billy Zane even after he was afflicted with the most horrible form of colour-blindness.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

In Mother Russia we preserve our modesty with mini-laptop bags

Friday, December 23, 2005

It's all in the presentation

Always smile graciously even when you are handed a badly wrapped present.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

The spirit of giving

For Christmas, Jennifer decided to let her husband out of the attic and experience daylight for the first time.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Must. Powder. Nose.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Market intervention

Oil prices stabilised once oil heir Brandon Davis decided to release several gallons onto the market.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Trademark features

I'm hoping that my extra chin will become the stuff of legends just like Owen's broken nose.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

You know how to be a control freak, don't you?

Just put your lips together and blow.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Let's all remember the time..

when Kimberly ripped off her wig to reveal that hideous scar underneath, and laugh somewhat awkwardly about it.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Mark, humour me for a sec will you?

If I do this with my lips, does this make you feel like dumping your wife and running off with me?

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Look what's happened to Rosemary's baby

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Cultural sensitivity

Marc thought it was important to show the geishas some respect when going to watch their movie.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Life is tougher on the outside

Monday, December 12, 2005

Trendwatch: mild curry powder

Sunday, December 11, 2005

License to climb down chimneys and distribute presents

It's ok we're using protection

Saturday, December 10, 2005

A humbling experience

Suddenly Paris didn't feel so special anymore.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Attack of the lady chins

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

To answer your question

No sir, I don't understand what this top is about either.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Photographers make Renee's flesh crawl

Monday, December 05, 2005

Cross my palm with silver

I see a tall dark zombie in your life.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Look ma, no cameltoe!

Check out the rack on Dad!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Changing of the Guard at Estee Lauder

Liz: I wish I could name babies as well as you
Gwyneth: I wish I could act as well as you

Thursday, December 01, 2005

You were always my favourite out of the Royals

The rest of them are so uptight. Take the Queen, for example, she wasn't too keen on me using my tongue whenever we made out.