Friday, June 30, 2006

Unraveling around the edges

Thursday, June 29, 2006

All those crochet classes really paid off!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Beware foreign interlopers

These birds didn't look British enough to me, so I wrung their necks with my bare hands.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

No need to call child services

Somebody call a cab, I'm too drunk to drive my mum home.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Unnecessary use of alien force

Oh great Queen of the planet Ulsdjxxzlkcclakhqdj please don't kill me, I'll take you to my leader as requested.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Next time I'll ask him to do the neck as well

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Plan B

I've run out of money - let's go rob some banks!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Equality for all

With the right number of frequent flyer miles, even street urchins can travel first class nowadays.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

I can get you a great deal on a second-hand baby

Monday, June 19, 2006

Till adultery do us part

Friday, June 16, 2006

Not impressed

If this is my dad, then granddad must be older than Methuselah.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

How not to blend into the crowd

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The stoned, the bad and the ugly

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The pregnancy glow

Monday, June 12, 2006

Drink driving is a thing of the past now that I've discovered water!

Friday, June 09, 2006

Excuse me, my breasts are down here. Stop checking out my hair.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Leave your inhibitions at the clothing store

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Hey! Hands off the firecrotch!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

It's called a manpurse thank you very much

Monday, June 05, 2006

Just like how grandma used to make

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Safety in numbers

Kate Beckinsale was unable to hide her relief upon finding one other person who thought the 80s rocked really hard.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Thank you, I'll be impersonating Eva Longoria in Tokyo all week

Thursday, June 01, 2006

The embarrassed leading the blind