Can you hurry up with the body paint please?

I have a safari theme party to attend!

She's trying to steal my spot on the D-list!

There was much confusion when it appeared that somebody had double booked court jesters for the same party.

Y-fronts are more comfortable

Summer is the social season for flightless birds

Next update: Thursday 28 June

I love my new haircut

The bangs are deliberately cut so that I can't see Tom and his silly little three piece suits.

Every office should have one

As an intern, it was my job to step in whenever the air conditioning broke down.

Well it worked for Cinderella...

After the wand broke, spilling sparkly dust and making a mess everywhere, they had to rely on glue instead of magic to hold various bits of the dress together.

No amount of dieting will help

I'm just going to have to send this dress in for liposuction.

It's just not worth the risk

You Drink & Dress. You Lose.

Don't blame the architect, they just designed it

OK which wise guy thought it was a good idea to leave the structural support exposed?

As usual I was the one left holding the bag of drugs

But I didn't mind so much, because at least I knew where they were and could get to them first.

Holy guacamole! To the bat jacuzzi Robin!

Guinea Pax

Maddox always insisted on getting someone expendable to test how dangerous his animal fans were, before he condescended to greeting them and signing autographs.

28 weeks later...

the flesh-eating zombies still hadn't figured out how to match fashion colours to their skin tone.