Fee Fi Fo Fum

The giantess was not amused to find that Jack had made off with the golden hen and her collection of fabulous high heels.

There's always a non-conformist in the room

Did you not get the memo about covered legs? Now you're going to make us look silly in front of everybody.

It's the decent thing to do

Call me old-fashioned but I always wear a bra when I'm on the red carpet.

The assembly instructions were written in Swedish

Human Growth Hormone, now with 10% more colour additives!

The only way to test leather pants for stretchiness

I had my shoulders taken in to fit this dress

I got it real cheap

It fell off the back of a Batmobile.

Move along, nothing to see here

All rise for Her Majesty and Her choice of Sensible Underwear

I'd scream in embarrassment but my chinstrap is too tight

This designer collection has been censored for inappropriate material

Don't be afraid to think big

All we had to do was to increase the size of the mousetrap and cut a bigger block of cheese.

Tell them I sent you there

If you're ever in Paris, I know a great little patisserie that specialises in custom made creations.

Division of labour

This time I'll drive and you can apply our makeup using the rearview mirror.

No need to worry, the bride is wearing smudge-free collagen

Is there a chisel (and some ice cream) in the house?

Somebody switched my mineral mud mask with quick-hardening chocolate sauce.

It just isn't the same without our drinking buddy Britney around

Buckle up and hold on tight

Whoa are you all right, you almost fell out just now!

I think so. But I'm still jiggling around a bit. You're lucky you were sitting on the left side.

Yeah I think we turned that last corner way too fast for my liking.

An elephant never forgets

Unless it's the kind of dress that needs to be forever blotted out from the collective memories of human and animalkind.

The Long Neck Tribe - Live in Las Vegas!

How to smuggle home a well-stocked dessert tray