Have a refreshing mink at the Tiki Hut!

Lights...Camera...Fashion?

They seem more like my crowd

I was really impressed by the number of serious actors I met at the Oscars tonight.

When lunar animal signs collide

Just take the picture already, so I can give this thing back to Cruella De Vil.

Where are the teddy bear and chocolates to go with those?

I'm afraid we're going to have to take you in for being unacceptably cheap.

My planet was built on disco music

I dread growing old

The doctors say there isn't enough botox in the world to keep this thing smooth and wrinkle-free.

Beware of my brooch

It has sharp bits and can squirt a nasty-smelling liquid at ten paces.

My life is so much happier now that I've done away with thinking!

Spring/Summer Cleaning 2007

Because nobody wants to be seen bossing around last season's hired help.

Defective merchandise

Step aside please, I need to return my blowup doll to the store.

More fur, less fabric

Evidently not enough little furry animals had died in vain.

I wonder if I can trade her in for Dame Helen

Demi's gone to the washroom to touch up her botox so here's our chance! Let's run away and grow old naturally together!

I could learn to love it

The great thing about couture is, after a while it really grows on you.