This week it was Kevin's turn to fuel the baby bump rumours

This is my wife, the supermodel slash wartime entertainer

If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands

Designer gowns, now with built-in airbags

Hello people! I'm ready for my motocross riding lesson today

Decisions, decisions

Should I throw the microphone at that innocent bystander or just shove this entire thing up his ass?

Manly advice

Hey Keith, I heard you're getting married to Nicole Kidman real soon. If you ever need any tips of annulling your marriage, you know who to call.

Pretty pleased with the new baby, if I do say so myself

Simian Beat: Cover pinup of the Month

How to hold a pose

Hurry up and take the picture, we're not getting any younger here and our arms are getting tired.

Not for anyone's amusement

Cynthia Nixon was wary of strangers who tried to sneak up from behind and tip her over.

Don't be alarmed Mr Prime Minister, bad hair isn't contagious

Not in her element

When it came to critiquing fashion, Lara Flynn Boyle was like a fish out of water

Family responsibilities

I know you're a boy but I'm not going to cut your hair darling. You need to understand that every generation needs its own Goldie Hawn.

I can't wait to install a vibrating function on this thing

I think I will stick to voice acting from now on

It's not easy being green

In the next Oceans movie, the heist will involve stealing an entire rainforest under the nose of an evil logging contractor.

This is the heterosexual way to cup women's breasts