What, you mean that Dunst girl has worn this too?

Lesbian shocker on Wisteria Lane!

Even more shocking - Marcia Cross is not involved!

A handy metaphor

The hat sat awkwardly on Joseph Fiennes' head, not doing much, calling to mind the remnants of his acting career.

A seasoned professional

OK honey, now for this wedding scene, you just walk up there and stare into his eyes like he's the only one you love...wait why am I even telling you this? You know about this way more than I do!

Ooh Bono look, shiny object!

Much like Maddox, Brad amused himself while Angelina attended to the adult issues.

Nicole's Mission

Fighting for the continuation of world hunger and women's rights to botox.

Living in the future

Having decided that the Brad Pitt of today was too immature for her, Jennifer decided to settle for Brad Pitt 20 years from now but with better skin.

I'm being propped up by my gigantic ego

Miss Oklahoma wins the Miss Aerosmith title

How can we be lovers if our mouths can't even be friends?

That's what boyfriends are for

Oh no, a camera! Quick Josh, hide my stains!

The video footage that Colin Farrell's lawyers didn't want you to see

Teamwork

Help Scarlett, my boobs are broken! You're going to have to step in and save the evening.



No worries CJ, I'm onto it!

The forced smile of pity and disgust

Look at how pathetic she is. Using pregnancy as an excuse for putting on weight.

Ask us the sex question

Brad and Angelina finally reveal how many times it took before their baby was conceived.

Sorry my bad

Rupert was embarrassed to find out that he had mistaken Nicole Kidman for an Amish cardboard cutout.

Demonic agent Sydney Bristow, reporting from the depths of Hell

What, my 15 minutes are up already?

Stepford Husband

Although his wife Sarah-Jessica was overjoyed, Matthew Broderick found it absolutely bewildering that he was still eligible to receive any kind of star after making that one movie with Nicole Kidman.

It's not a tuumaaa!

Between rock implants and a hard place

Cornrows..*sighs*...*clutches pearls*

Oscar hungry

Jake couldn't help licking his lips everytime he thought of that naked little golden man.

Mother & child

I imagine this is what it must be like when Angelina Jolie kisses Zahara on the head.

Howdily Doodily neighboureeno

Stupid, sexy Viggo.

Cheekbones to die for

Zombiesm: A healthy alternative to the Zone Diet

Could I BE more unphotogenic?

Halle Berry's breasts for Versace

A desperate waiting game

Clearly it wasn't Amber Tamblyn's turn to wear travelling pants.

The Exorcism of Bijou Phillips