I am really really looking forward to 2006

Stand by your man

A lesser woman would have bolted, but Kelly Brook was resolute in her determination to marry Billy Zane even after he was afflicted with the most horrible form of colour-blindness.

In Mother Russia we preserve our modesty with mini-laptop bags

It's all in the presentation

Always smile graciously even when you are handed a badly wrapped present.

The spirit of giving

For Christmas, Jennifer decided to let her husband out of the attic and experience daylight for the first time.

Must. Powder. Nose.

Market intervention

Oil prices stabilised once oil heir Brandon Davis decided to release several gallons onto the market.

Trademark features

I'm hoping that my extra chin will become the stuff of legends just like Owen's broken nose.

You know how to be a control freak, don't you?

Just put your lips together and blow.

Let's all remember the time..

when Kimberly ripped off her wig to reveal that hideous scar underneath, and laugh somewhat awkwardly about it.

Mark, humour me for a sec will you?

If I do this with my lips, does this make you feel like dumping your wife and running off with me?

Look what's happened to Rosemary's baby

Cultural sensitivity

Marc thought it was important to show the geishas some respect when going to watch their movie.

Life is tougher on the outside

Trendwatch: mild curry powder

License to climb down chimneys and distribute presents

It's ok we're using protection

A humbling experience

Suddenly Paris didn't feel so special anymore.

Attack of the lady chins

To answer your question

No sir, I don't understand what this top is about either.

Photographers make Renee's flesh crawl

Cross my palm with silver

I see a tall dark zombie in your life.

Look ma, no cameltoe!

Check out the rack on Dad!

Changing of the Guard at Estee Lauder

Liz: I wish I could name babies as well as you
Gwyneth: I wish I could act as well as you

You were always my favourite out of the Royals

The rest of them are so uptight. Take the Queen, for example, she wasn't too keen on me using my tongue whenever we made out.