Celebrities and their feeble excuses
I wouldn't know, officer. There were so many people at the club and it was really dark, so I couldn't see who sewed their stash of cocaine into my pants.
posted by Spirit Fingers @ 10:45 PM
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- Name: Spirit Fingers
- Location: Hong Kong
I have an aversion to puffy wedding dresses, monogram handbags & Laura Ashley, golddiggers, people who dress inappropriately for their age and Asians who dye their hair blonde.
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Monday, July 30, 2007
I wouldn't know, officer. There were so many people at the club and it was really dark, so I couldn't see who sewed their stash of cocaine into my pants.
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A designer that obviously got tired of the greeting "How's it hanging?"
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