The Old Man and the Sea

He was an old man who fished unalone in a skiff in the Gulf stream and he had gone 84 days now without taking a fish because each time he thought he'd caught something, he'd reel it in to find it was only an old boot, a toupee, maybe a Hudson Hawk DVD, then sure enough his goddamn ex-wife's annoying husband would jump up and start screaming "You've been Punk'd!".