Arrgh my legs won't stay closed!
You'll have to bring in the biggest 3-day old fish you can find to mask the smell of my decaying nether regions.
posted by Spirit Fingers @ 4:25 PM
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About Me
- Name: Spirit Fingers
- Location: Hong Kong
I have an aversion to puffy wedding dresses, monogram handbags & Laura Ashley, golddiggers, people who dress inappropriately for their age and Asians who dye their hair blonde.
Previous Posts
- Big jolly and wrinkled
- Can you tell me how to shop, how to shop on Sesame...
- Not my type but we can just sit and talk for a bit
- They called me up at the last minute so I didn't h...
- An interesting proposition
- I fill out the dress much better than she did
- Totally relaxed and ready to tackle an 8 hour nap
- Hey, that's exactly how Katie gave birth to Suri!
- Victim of the notorious Sleeve-Tugging Urchin Gang
- She ain't heavy, she's my ho
Sunday, December 31, 2006
You'll have to bring in the biggest 3-day old fish you can find to mask the smell of my decaying nether regions.
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