- Name: Spirit Fingers
- Location: Hong Kong
I have an aversion to puffy wedding dresses, monogram handbags & Laura Ashley, golddiggers, people who dress inappropriately for their age and Asians who dye their hair blonde.
- Some VDs are transmittable through handshakes
- Not everyone throws away their candy wrappers
- Bad things come in threes
- Nobody can defeat my mighty serve of cameltoe!
- Unraveling around the edges
- All those crochet classes really paid off!
- Beware foreign interlopers
- No need to call child services
- Unnecessary use of alien force
- Next time I'll ask him to do the neck as well
Wednesday, July 05, 2006