If it's on teh interweb it must be true

Keep a tight grip and follow me this way

2007-09-04T22:41:00.000-07:00

Come, come closer to the screen so that I can grab you in a friendly chokehold. It's been so much fun doing this kind of blog that I've agreed to do pretty much the same thing at Ayyyy!, The Manolo's latest blog. It's categorised as a celebrity blog but never you fear, there will also be opportunities for runway roadkill, little dogs and other strange things that I may want to foist upon you.

But because I have a day job which I can't quit because I'm so tremendously good at..racking at debts, for now this blog will be on hiatus. I will continue to monitor all developments and keep you informed if the situation changes. In the meantime, see you round the corner at Ayyyy!

You're all going to stay here until I find out who did it

2007-09-03T22:34:00.000-07:00

She promised not to get angry but still nobody would make eye contact with her, let alone own up to tampering with her outfit.

This is what becomes of all the impulse buying

2007-08-30T23:38:00.000-07:00

I never let my closetful of cute clothes stop me from having an "I've got nothing to wear!" moment!

I'm a gonna punch your face in until it's full of glitter

2007-08-29T23:18:00.000-07:00

We found her skills were totally transferable

2007-08-28T22:16:00.000-07:00

Sometimes our modelling agency picks up girls who have run away from the circus. It helps that they have worked with clowns and wild beasts before.

The paparazzi were foiled once more

2007-08-27T22:05:00.000-07:00

There's no way I will ever let you snap a photo of my gleaming red eyes and cloven feet!

I'm thinking of taking up children's ballet again

2007-08-24T22:34:00.000-07:00

She had performed dismally in ballet classes as a child, but after many many years she finally felt confident enough to put on her old costume and give it another go.

Help, this dress seems to be creeping up on me

2007-08-23T21:59:00.000-07:00

Pretty soon, my breasts will be completely covered!

Tiny dancer in my hand

2007-08-21T22:46:00.000-07:00

Fifi hadn't planned to buy any new clothes during his Bali getaway, but somebody had made off with his scruffy backpacker clothes and this was the only thing he could find in his size at the resort's gift shop.

The United Nations sent me

2007-08-20T22:42:00.000-07:00

Now release those refugees or I'll pump you full of candy bullets, take you home and set my kids loose on their new human pinata.

The bare essentials

2007-08-16T22:44:00.000-07:00

Are you sure I don't need some jewellery? This looks a bit plain to me.

Next update: 20 August 2007

Not such a great bargain at all

2007-08-15T22:56:00.000-07:00

After that night at the bar, she pledged never to shop at factory seconds sales ever again.

But mum, all the cool kids are wearing 'em!

2007-08-14T22:58:00.000-07:00

Hey Nicole, can I hang out with you and wear maternity clothes too?

Britney sends her apologies

2007-08-13T22:07:00.000-07:00

She's taking a break from being a bad parent, so I'll be your drunken slurring mess for tonight.

Putting off the inevitable

2007-08-10T23:14:00.000-07:00

It had only been intended as a temporary measure, but she didn't want to think about what would happen once she had used up all her orange Post-it notes.

I get invited to these things all the time

2007-08-09T22:57:00.000-07:00

But there never seems to be anyone available to take a photo with me.

As it turned out, the bridesmaids' outfits were the least of her worries.

2007-08-08T23:28:00.000-07:00

Well nobody told me it was not ok to outshine the bride.

I could have dahnced all night

2007-08-07T22:20:00.000-07:00

Nothing like a stylish evening out to put the colour back in your legs!

My dress is so drunk it can barely stay up

2007-08-06T23:14:00.000-07:00

Left: Damn these designer frocks and their inability to hold their liquor!

Right: I know what you mean - mine just threw up all over itself.

This Chavez guy is maybe a little bit crazy

2007-08-03T23:30:00.000-07:00

I mean, he flew me all the way to Venezuela so he could hear me say "Aloha Mr Hand" in person.

Just one more thing for the dolphins to laugh at

2007-08-02T22:01:00.000-07:00

Shopping can really take it out of you

2007-08-01T07:31:00.000-07:00

What a nightmare it was! I was lucky to escape with my sanity and hair intact, as well as a bunch of glittery string bikinis I got for 50% off!

First impressions probably count

2007-07-31T22:32:00.000-07:00

His CV was impeccable, his references were excellent, his shoes were polished to perfection but for him, there would be no second interview.

Celebrities and their feeble excuses

2007-07-30T22:45:00.000-07:00

I wouldn't know, officer. There were so many people at the club and it was really dark, so I couldn't see who sewed their stash of cocaine into my pants.

So your modelling hopes didn't work out

2007-07-27T23:30:00.000-07:00

Don't despair, you can still preserve your dignity at public events with the right combination of gold lamé and mesh.